Too Crabby to Function (But So Worth It)

Went to Ibrahim Fatty Crab for “just a light dinner”… 2 crabs, 5 prawns, 10 regrets (and zero leftovers) later, I’m now legally classified as 80% seafood. 🦀🦐🍽️ I didn’t eat dinner — I went into battle. The crabs were huge, the sauce was criminally addictive, and the only thing messier than my table was my dignity by the end. Fingers covered in sauce, face glowing with chili oil, and pants dangerously unbuttoned. ✨ Shoutout to the waiter who kept bringing tissue like he knew I was fighting for my life. Ibrahim Fatty Crab: come hungry, leave slightly ashamed but deeply satisfied. #summervacay #seafood #thingstoeat